GODLY SIMULATOR Tier List
Rank for farming first, flex second.
A tier list for GODLY SIMULATOR has to survive two truths. One: the official Roblox page does not publish drop tables. Two: players still need a spend order or they will open the wrong crate for an hour. This hub explains the ranking rules. The item-by-item argument lives on godly knives. The budget path lives on starter loadouts.
Ranking axes
We score a knife on four axes, not on how loud the trail is:
- Income — does equipping it raise coins per minute?
- Availability — can a free player see it in a crate this month, or is it UPDATE-locked?
- Flex — does the lobby actually react? Flex without income is a cosmetic.
- Trade friction — can you move it without getting trading safety wrecked?
S-tier on this wiki means income plus availability. Pure flex with no farm value is A or B unless the whole server is chasing it after a patch. That is the opposite of many MM2 lists, and it is deliberate: this is a simulator loop, documented on how to play.
The ladder we use
S — Workhorse godlys. Equip and forget. These are the knives how to get godlys tells you to lock.
A — Strong godlys with a catch. Great trail, slightly worse income, or locked behind a pass. Fine to chase after your S is equipped.
B — Honest upgrades. Better than starter, not a personality. Fill starter loadouts with these.
C — Crate filler. Sell, salvage, or ignore. Do not trade a C as if it were a ticket to S.
D — Trap cosmetics. Pretty, zero farm, often used as bait in go-first scams.
We do not invent exact percentages. If Starlighted publishes rates in patch notes, we will add them. Until then, treat every “0.03%” graphic on TikTok as fan fiction.
How to use the list in a session
- Identify the crate you can afford after one farm cycle (getting started).
- Check whether that crate can roll S or only B.
- If it cannot roll S, you are still on the starter ladder — that is correct.
- If a luck boost is running, only then open the S-capable crate.
- After a drop, re-read godly knives before you trade.
What this list is not
It is not an MM2 values sheet. Corrupt, Batwing, and Chroma Luger are other games. Mixing those names into a GODLY SIMULATOR offer is a scam flag on the scam checklist.
It is not a leaderboards snapshot. A top player can hold a D-tier cosmetic and still lead on time played.
It is not a promise that the next UPDATE keeps these letters. When the red banner hits, we reshuffle. Watch updates.
Method notes
Ranks here come from session logic (income first), the official knife-forward art, and how Starlighted’s other collector places behave. When a drop is confirmed in-game, the child pages name it. When it is not, we describe the slot (starter, farm godly, flex godly, trap cosmetic) so the advice still works after a rename.
Read the children in the dropdown, then return here if you only needed the rules. Spend gold on income. Spend flex after the farm is boring. That is the whole list.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common questions.
Why isn't the prettiest knife S-tier?
Because this loop pays income. Flex without coins is A or below unless a patch makes it the farm tool. See godly knives.
Do you use MM2 values?
No. Different game. Mixing values is a scam pattern covered in trading safety.
How often is the list updated?
After UPDATE banners and whenever patch notes name a new knife.
Where should a new player start?
The starter loadouts page, then how to get godlys.